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I wish I was a yellow alien. # FUK U : roni @ 9:43 PM : (
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Friday, September 5
Furaiken: I'll just call you and leave you little Ky messages on your answering machine. KireiSarah: ROTFL KireiSarah: And I'll be like "Don't mind her, that's just Roni." Furaiken: And you can hear "RIDE THE LIGHTNING" Over and over. Furaiken: And "Ohh Sol". Furaiken: I made that one up Furaiken: ;_; # FUK U : kirei @ 1:30 AM : (
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Thursday, September 4
Jantzus: what's up? KireiSarah: Not much, you? Jantzus: very tired Jantzus: and very bored Jantzus: i need to be entertained KireiSarah: ::does a happy entertainment dance:: Jantzus: interesting Jantzus: but not interesting enough Jantzus: lol Jantzus: actually if you actually did an entertainment dance Jantzus: i'd be laughing my ass off KireiSarah: ::puts a banana on top!:: Jantzus: on top of what? KireiSarah: My head! Jantzus: you can balance a banana on top of your head? Jantzus: wow KireiSarah: Sure can. Jantzus: that must either be a very pointy head Jantzus: or a very big banana Jantzus: or a very small banana KireiSarah: Wouldn't you like to know the size of my banana? Jantzus: i always assumed you didn't have one KireiSarah: It's a secret. Jantzus: but ... that makes you much more interesting since you do KireiSarah: SHH. Jantzus: can i see it? KireiSarah: Give me one moment. KireiSarah: Chiquita banana, quite possibly, the world's perfect food. KireiSarah: They used my banana for that ad. KireiSarah: That's my banana. Jantzus: LOL Jantzus: wow KireiSarah: I know, it's famous. KireiSarah: I'm very proud of it. Jantzus: it's beautiful Jantzus: can i ... Jantzus: you know Jantzus: eat it? KireiSarah: I'm sorry, I'm saving it for someone special. Jantzus: damnit KireiSarah: Sorry, man. KireiSarah: Someday, I'll be at a party somewhere... KireiSarah: And someone will just be begging for potassium. KireiSarah: And on that day... KireiSarah: well, you know the rest. # FUK U : kirei @ 10:29 PM : (
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Saturday, July 26
Furaiken: Axl: I have a futon in my pocket :D KireiSarah: Chipp: ... Furaiken: Axl: ...it's a futon. Furaiken: Axl: ...you can... have it... >> KireiSarah: Chipp: ...that's Japanese, right? Furaiken: Axl: ...yes. KireiSarah: Chipp: ... And I can have it? Furaiken: Axl: ...sure, mate. KireiSarah: Chipp: ... What do I have to do for it? Furaiken: Axl: ... :) Share it with me. KireiSarah: Chipp: ..............that's it? Furaiken: Axl: .... ::holds up his hands like an innocent British person. From experience, we know that most British people are not innocent. i.e. Mar.:: # FUK U : kirei @ 1:45 AM : (
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Wednesday, July 23
KireiSarah: In one of my possible D plans actually I don't have a single summer vacation. TreeHair: ah, that's "innovative" KireiSarah: It's "Hell." But it gets me to "Japan." A "lot." # FUK U : kirei @ 10:52 PM : (
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Tuesday, July 15
Angry Kyoneko: No man loving involved :D unless you're a Mulder/Krycek fan >>;; black regalia: Ew >.>;;;; black regalia: That pairing makes me retch >.>;;; black regalia: I don't know why people love it so much. Angry Kyoneko: ROFL as much as I like Krycek and Mulder separately... >>; yes, it's an awful pairing black regalia: That and SkinnerxScully black regalia: LOL I don't know why people don't see all the Mulder and Scully lovin' going on. Angry Kyoneko: LOL well I think most fans do? black regalia: A lot of normal fans - ie, fans who aren't OL alot. black regalia: The there are a lot of big internet fans really dig Skinner and Scully, and Mulder and Krycek for some reason. Angry Kyoneko: Ew x_x black regalia: Though there are Mulder and Scully cliques and such as well. black regalia: But you wouldn't believe how much stuff is out there on those two pairings. black regalia: Esp from fans that like anime -and- X files. They dig Mulder and Krycek. black regalia: Why? Because they're the only two males young enough to be slashed. Angry Kyoneko: ._. ew black regalia: Of course, you could be all counter culture and go for CSM and Skinner or something. Angry Kyoneko: SKLFS Oh, gross. Angry Kyoneko: Gross gross gross. black regalia: LOL ::DIES:: Angry Kyoneko: Wrinky+bald+cancer=NO. black regalia: ::has to hold her nose to keep from laughing:: black regalia: It's okay Rah, just go back to your happy place. black regalia: Guy Pierce and Viggo Mortensen, snogging. Angry Kyoneko: Oh, yuck... x_x ::retreats to happy place:: X) Hello, my one remaining Harry Potter fantasy. black regalia: ...then put the CSM into that happy place. Angry Kyoneko: (Maybe they----skf black regalia: :) # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 3:41 PM : (
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Saturday, July 12
WHAT IS GLAND? # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 12:56 AM : (
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KireiSarah: It'd be cool for me to stay over right? Griever824: Only if you bring attractive women that want to stay over KireiSarah: I'm bringing myself. >> Griever824: We need plural Griever824: PLURAL!!! KireiSarah: I'm schizophrenic! # FUK U : kirei @ 12:43 AM : (
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Monday, July 7
::dies:: This is amazing XD
black regalia: You know, Jimmy cracked corn, and I don't care. The Captain Cid: That's because you're an insensitive bitch. # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 9:47 AM : (
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Saturday, June 14
Matt on the topic of me(Mar) beating him in a video game:
"Oh my sweet jesus. You are totally raping me at this. I'm not even kidding. You have pushed me down and I'm crying out for help but the guards just turn away and laugh and then all his buddies are coming in and I can feel your knee in my back and the shower water's coming down and all these big slippery men all want a shot at me and one guy's knocked out my teeth with a metal bar so I can suck his dick but not bite and now I just feel mean cock up my ass shooting load after load after gooey, gooey warm load."
Now tell me, why do I feel so incredibly satisfied?
"The only taste I hate more than the taste of defeat is...semen. ...Which is really kinda the same thing, when you think about it." - Matt # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 6:26 PM : (
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Tuesday, April 29
Furaiken: God loves you. Ashura no Miko: Praise Jesus. # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 10:56 AM : (
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Friday, April 18
Ashura no Miko: HDKSHFLDSH HICCUPS The Captain Cid: hiccups blow. Ashura no Miko: They do :/ The Captain Cid: Know what I hear is a good cure for hiccups? Ashura no Miko: What's that? The Captain Cid: Buying me stuff. Ashura no Miko: LOL Of course! The Captain Cid: I know that's my solution to everything, but I swear that it works. Ashura no Miko: It would also cure my extreme boredom, wouldn't it? 8D! The Captain Cid: Buying me stuff is the cure for EVERYTHING. Got the Flu? Matt needs a new PS2 game. Impotent? Don't go for the Viagra, go for your credit card! # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 6:48 AM : (
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Ashura no Miko: Now, riddle me this. What sells butter at 6 in the morning? The Captain Cid: A butter pimp? Ashura no Miko: Indeed. Ashura no Miko: That's totally a new curse. Ashura no Miko: Me: ::stumps toe:: Butter pimp!! ><;;; The Captain Cid: How about wristdemon or Godwalk? Ashura no Miko: LOL Not as good as butter pimp The Captain Cid: Then that is what one of my children shall be called. That or Crotchjumper O'Riordian. Ashura no Miko: LOL Where'd the O'Riordian come from? The Captain Cid: The O'Riordian honors my Irish ancestery. Ashura no Miko: ::cracks up:: # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 6:48 AM : (
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Tuesday, April 8
Giant conversations about English:
Ashura no Miko: ::flops on desk:: The amount of not wanting to write this paper is overwhelming. Ashura no Miko: It's not even a "I don't want to write this paper because it's difficult." It's a "This is the stupidest, most inane English class I have ever taken in my life." CaitlnTrll: I KNOW THE FEELING! CaitlnTrll: and it's inane? ^^ CaitlnTrll: what's so bad? Ashura no Miko: It's like...writing about the most inane things e_e Ashura no Miko: It's no literature. Ashura no Miko: It's just composition. CaitlnTrll: mmrrrr CaitlnTrll: my professor's just an idiot Ashura no Miko: Mine's pretty silly too. He's all like "I want you to write about what you FEEEEEEEEEL." Ashura no Miko: Translation: Write a whooooole bunch of BS. Ashura no Miko: Like...right now, I'm supposed to write a paper about being an immigrant...and...I just really don't care. At all. CaitlnTrll: same with mine! CaitlnTrll: only she has these weird fixations with interracial, cross-cultural, homoerotic incest CaitlnTrll: and she wants outlines. with topic sentences. CaitlnTrll: for every paper Ashura no Miko: LOL ::dies:: CaitlnTrll: like in 6th grade CaitlnTrll: she does! Ashura no Miko: LOL homoerotic incest? WTF? CaitlnTrll: we had to watch the Crying Game... and then a film called My Beautiful Laundrette [which involves a Pakistani immigrant boy fucking a young and punked out Daniel Day Lewis]... and now we're reading this fucked up book Cereus Blooms At Night... Ashura no Miko: 0___o; CaitlnTrll: take every buzzword you've ever heard... identity, race, class, sexual preference, nationality, etc.... put them in a blender CaitlnTrll: and you get these three pieces CaitlnTrll: EVERYTHING'S homoerotic CaitlnTrll: and it's not that I mind homoeroticism... CaitlnTrll: it's just that a) it's in EVERYTHING, b) it's always like, abusive or incestuous, and c) she treats it like we've never seen it before Ashura no Miko: LOL God that's annoying. I know people like that. I'm like "NOT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS GAY." CaitlnTrll: can I testify to that? CaitlnTrll: or would they just tell me I'm in the closet? Ashura no Miko: STRAIGHT PEOPLE DO EXIST. This is not a glitch in the Matrix. CaitlnTrll: I exist... don't I? Ashura no Miko: LOL We'll see. Ashura no Miko: LOL I hate that... Teacher: Loooook, controversial things that you have NEVER SEEN!! Students: 0___o;;; Ashura no Miko: Teacher: Isn't it WEIRD? Isn't it CONTROVERSIAL? Students: (...no...?) CaitlnTrll: and she's STUPID, too! CaitlnTrll: she's only capable of kindergarten analysis CaitlnTrll: e.g. How does Mala feel about being repeatedly raped by her father after her mother ran off with his sister? Ashura no Miko: LOL Mine like...clarifies EVERYTHING. Ashura no Miko: Even things that really don't need clarifying. Ashura no Miko: Him: "I want you to write about what you feel -inside-, and when I say inside, I don't mean your organs, I mean your -feelings-. And when I say your feelings, I don't mean happy/sad, I mean -experiences-, and when I say experiences, I don't mean just situations, but situation that really -touch- you. And when I say touch, I don't mean a physical touch, but an -emotional- touch. And when I say emotional...." continue to infinity. CaitlnTrll: oh GOD Ashura no Miko: Sometimes I just want to leap at him like a crazy monkey and beat him to death with his own beard. CaitlnTrll: ....that would take a while Ashura no Miko: You'd be surprised. CaitlnTrll: eep CaitlnTrll: remind me not to grow a beard Ashura no Miko: Noted. # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 9:14 AM : (
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Black Regalia: LOL Well, would you wait for me to just...run to Taco Bell and get dinner real quick? I promise it'll only be like, ten minutes. It's right around the corner. Angry Kyoneko: LOL MAR. Angry Kyoneko: IT IS 2 AM. Angry Kyoneko: THIS IS NOT DINNER. Angry Kyoneko: THIS IS YOU ARE A FREAK. Black Regalia: LOL You just made me spit out my milk. Black Regalia: Like, all over the place. Angry Kyoneko: LOL good, you freak. Black Regalia: LOL I neeed dinner. Angry Kyoneko: LOL WTF why are you eating "dinner" at 2 AM? Black Regalia: LOL I woke up at like...8 in the evening. Angry Kyoneko: LOL God. College life. Angry Kyoneko: You fucker. # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 2:17 AM : (
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Wednesday, March 12
Suzaku Chichiri: ((::kicks her stupid gay mouse::)) Duo Maxwell 02: ((Sarah's mouse: ::sleeps with other...err...mice::)) Suzaku Chichiri: ((Sarah's mouse: ::sleeps with Mar's mouse, thinking it is a boy mouse, when it is in fact a girl mouse; impregnates it and has loves of iMice::)) Suzaku Chichiri: ((*lots x.x ::stupid tonight::)) Duo Maxwell 02: ((Tonight: Hr?? o_. )) Suzaku Chichiri: ((Tonight: HRR. I am Tonight ._@ I sing like Mitsukake. Ben HURRRRRR.)) Duo Maxwell 02: ((Tonight: Hrrr...hey bae-biii, what up? Hrrr @_. Hubba hubba...)) KireiSarah: ((Tonight: ::leers at Mar:: ._> Ooh, bee-bii, you've lit the fur in my pants. Wait, that's not right ;_x)) Duo Maxwell 02: ((Today: What a loser u.u;) KireiSarah: ((Tomorrow: Ugh. TELL me about it. u.u)) Duo Maxwell 02: ((Yesterday: Wait for meee~~~eee!!! :D!!!! ::runs into a wall::)) # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 1:17 AM : (
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Sunday, March 9
Fuenken: Didn't you know? Gay art teachers can turn into angels and fly away! # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 8:11 PM : (
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Thursday, January 30
..sometimes, I just want to sit back and have a cookie.
But we don't have any. I hate you, cookies, tempting me with your cookieness and yet NOT BEING IN THE CUPBOARD. >(
In other news...
I'M COMIN' TO ACEN BABY!
My classes end May 8th, and, thusly, I can make it up to Roni's house without having to worry that I might be skipping class. I'd probably skip anyway, it's the principle of the matter. # FUK U : lins @ 11:57 AM : (
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Wednesday, January 15
And a month and two days has passed until anything was posted here. Funny things happen all the time, don't they? Why just today, uh...
Fuck I forgot what I was going to write about. # FUK U : roni @ 1:54 PM : (
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Friday, December 13
These are the three most amazing lines in the world:
Fuenken: LOLOL, on a quest!! Furaiken: FROM GOD Furaiken: My cookie is still missing. # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 2:42 AM : (
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Wednesday, December 11
How badly do you want to die? # FUK U : roni @ 11:31 PM : (
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HEY AVRIL, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? # FUK U : kirei @ 10:10 PM : (
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Monday, December 9
Let me just say that I've been sitting here for an HOUR, and I cannot, for the love of god, make a layout for ANYTHING. I've TRIED; and I've FAILED; and I think I'll keep trying just to spite myself. # FUK U : roni @ 2:47 PM : (
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Sunday, December 8
The world would be a better place if:
1. Riku weren't obviously paranoid and 2. Sora wasn't stupid.
But that's asking a lot. # FUK U : roni @ 10:30 PM : (
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Friday, December 6
Oh my GOD. O___o;; People have started posting in here again??
HI EVERYBODY. :D # FUK U : kirei @ 11:13 PM : (
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Wednesday, December 4
JohnTheMPT: hey Furaiken: Hi. JohnTheMPT: r u a pkmn? Furaiken: A pokemon? JohnTheMPT: yes Furaiken: Um... no.
Yes, I am Avril Lavigne, the Pokemon, worship me as your god. # FUK U : roni @ 8:54 PM : (
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For those who care, I am -not- Avril Lavigne. # FUK U : roni @ 8:34 PM : (
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Tuesday, December 3
We need cliques, my friends, we need cliques; I'm feeling like a conformist today. # FUK U : roni @ 8:46 PM : (
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There's an underground table-top RPG mafia at my school; they wander the halls and collect victims like the zombies in Dawn of the Dead. I'm serious, I've seen it. Everyone plays table-top RPGs but NO ONE will admit to it. (I can even remember Jason's wary-eyed face when he asked me to join him for a table-top RPG.) They all glance around the room before daring to utter the words.
I don't understand the world. # FUK U : roni @ 8:33 PM : (
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Fuenken: I just feel like playing with numbers e.e;; AmaIthea: Numbers: ::play with Cali in dirty ways:: Fuenken: Yes Mar, that's right, I'm making hot sweet love to the stats. AmaIthea: Wooo, steamy. Fuenken: Oh yeah, +2 to wisdom, right there baby, right there? AmaIthea: ::films Calixnumbers porno:: AmaIthea: ::maybe it's numbersxCali, I don't know:: Fuenken: Oh yeah, give me that +1 racial bonus to spot checks, sweet, sweet Jesus. Fuenken: ( Okay, there was this line somewhere, and then we walked past it, and I'm going back there now, where it's safe, and less frighteningly nerdy ) AmaIthea: ....::sells porno:: # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 7:45 PM : (
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Fuenken: ( But you know how I know the average human poo is 250 grams? Because that's Kenneth's *job* ) Fuenken: To work with poo. AmaIthea: (Did he measure it?) Fuenken: Only it's made of miso. Fuenken: They flush miso poo to test toilets. Fuenken: Being, you know, miso and not poo. Fuenken: Because they're Japanese like that. AmaIthea: .... AmaIthea: Like...miso soup? AmaIthea: Only in...poo shape? Fuenken: Yeah, with the miso paste compact. AmaIthea: Funky o_o # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 12:56 AM : (
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OnlineHost: Dth B4 Dis H0n0R has entered the room. Furaiken: LOL so some poo in pellets? Fuenken: Did you know the average human poo is 250 grams? OnlineHost: Dth B4 Dis H0n0R has left the room. # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 12:54 AM : (
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Tuesday, November 26
KireiSarah: LOL can I dissolve your entire argument based on the fact that you don't know where Israel is? Fuenken: LOL, I know exactly where it is, but it looks like Egypt!!! KireiSarah: LOL okay do I need to draw a picture of Israel and Egypt for you? Fuenken: I think you should make a character named Egypt and we should slash them. I am so late getting children. BRB e____e;; KireiSarah: ...ROTFL oh my God. Auto response from Fuenken: Gone to pick Reed up from school. :D Fuenken: LOL, sorry, that kinda happened
Black Regalia: Rah :D I'm doing your favorite character. KireiSarah: :D? Ku~jaku? KireiSarah: Ryuu? :D KireiSarah: Sohma? :D KireiSarah: Ashura-ou's hair? :D Black Regalia: Pinpon! :D Black Regalia: Ashura-oh's head luvs you. KireiSarah: ROFL which one? KireiSarah: ::dies:: Black Regalia: Ashura-oh's head: <3 @ Rah KireiSarah: ::runs away:: KireiSarah: I'm picturing like, the disembodied head of Kotori, but with concavity. Black Regalia: Ashura-oh's head: ::sprouts little feet and jogs after her:: KireiSarah: ................... KireiSarah: Thank you, Mar, now I won't be able to sleep again tonight. # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 11:22 PM : (
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KireiSarah: ((LOL like I just really noticed that, if I didn't know you were a lesbian I would think you were a gay guy.)) # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 8:32 PM : (
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Sunday, November 17
Fuenken: u.u Yeah, I think they just call him Dunadun Black Regalia: Either way, we'll just say they do u_u No one will have to know but us if we're wrong. Fuenken: LOL :D That is true Black Regalia: Tis the wonderful thing about 2 person RPs :D Fuenken: ::a la Alien:: In two person RPs... no one can hear you BS. # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 6:26 PM : (
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Monday, October 7
Oh, yes, by the way, Testament is in my Survey of Design course. # FUK U : roni @ 9:25 PM : (
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The government cannot get me! HA HA HA! LOOK I'M POSTING. YOU WHORES, EVERYONE POST. EVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEERYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE. College rocks you. # FUK U : roni @ 9:25 PM : (
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Friday, August 9
Afstiros: Me = good at being :B 8D or e___e Afstiros: Characters that are :B 8D or e__e = nonexistant. Afstiros: *sticks another underscore in the e__e
Lucius MaIfoy: Snape: >E you're mine. Lucius MaIfoy: Lucius: >E no, I'm not. Lucius MaIfoy: Snep: >E Yes, you are. Lucius MaIfoy: Lucius: >E dude, no. Lucius MaIfoy: ROFL SNEP Lucius MaIfoy: ROFL I WROTE SNEP Afstiros: LOL Afstiros: SNEP ;_; Lucius MaIfoy: ::starts laughign really hard:: Lucius MaIfoy: ::then laughs at the laughing::
Maji is my hero X) # FUK U : roni @ 10:11 PM : (
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Roni: ::watches Hakkai run over children and Sanzou ho it:: :D It's like... this is what I have seen so far: Sanzou: ........................ I AM A BIG HO Gokuu: FJdal;ur432q90-u8rejsklfsjdaf-ds8au90taqu90ds8afd :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goyjo: ..... :E :E I am a badass, yes I am. :E :E :E :E .... Hakkai: ;_______; ::runs over children:: The end.
Maji: Wren: La la la! I try to sneak into the chamber of the fayth cuz I wanna be an aeon, but I'm stupiddd weeeeeh! :D # FUK U : roni @ 6:17 PM : (
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take that democracy. # FUK U : roni @ 12:44 AM : (
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ROFL what the fuck? I can't leave you guys by yourselves, you crash people's browsers with all your quizzes. Instead of being mean and CRASHING browsers, I'm going to add a few nice quotes to the blog.
Kyuuketsuke: LOL Okay. "surfing aculard" is going to be a new sexual euphism for me from now on u.u
OnlineHost: GirlglitterNY has entered the room. Kyuuketsuke: ...I'm scared to unzip Remus' pants, Roni ;-; OnlineHost: GirlglitterNY has left the room.
Kyuuketsuke: ::trying to get over her fear of springing erections and so forth::
Ashura no Miko: I don't like getting the blow jobs :/
Child of fayth: Snape: >/ I have a stick up my butt that has a stick up its butt. Worship me, for I am Snape. ... you all get an F >E
Child of fayth: Or Lupin could go down south and we could push them BOTH up north. OR Sirius could go up north and Lupin could go down south and they'd both think we were on crack. And then Snape was there. Good ol' Snape.
I'm going to be a Jedi knight when I grow up, and kill everyone who uses a 800x600 or smaller resolution. Beware. I know who you are. I don't know where you live yet, BUT I WILL. # FUK U : roni @ 12:29 AM : (
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Wednesday, May 15
I ADMIT IT. I ONLY SAY I HATE CHILDREN BECAUSE WHEN I HAVE TO LOOK AFTER CHILDREN I BECOME COMPLETELY STUPID AND MOTHERLY WITHIN FOUR FEET OF THEM. ..... ::cries::
:d I get to jump Kurama's bones... Yoshi!!! :D # FUK U : calico kat @ 2:22 PM : (
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Saturday, April 27
Speaking of quizzes, I also took this one last night for my RP people, but for some reason Blogger wouldn't let me post my results ;_; so let's see if it works now.
This test is like, amazing. o_O;; The only thing I got I don't agree with is Sammy, who got "Demi-God." She's more of a "Mischievous Child" type, but I guess she got Demi-God because she shows off a lot. x.x There were two others that fit Linna and Crowley really well also, but I think what they got is pretty accurate too.
Woo! And it worked!! # FUK U : kirei @ 9:04 PM : (
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Okay... so like, Katie took this test and posted it on her LJ, and I took it too...:
Orientation Score Heterosexual: 100% Heterosexual with some homosexual: 0% Concurrent bisexual: 40% Sequential bisexual: 40% Homosexual with some heterosexuality: 100% Past heterosexual, currently homosexual: 40% Homosexual: 0% Past homosexual, currently heterosexual: 0% Asexual: 0%
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How the hell am I 100% heterosexual AND 100% homosexual? O___o;; And how am I only "homosexual with some heterosexuality" and no "homosexual"? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TEST? 0o;;; ::cries:: I'M STRAIGHT AND GAY AT THE SAME TIME.
The test is here, BTW. # FUK U : kirei @ 8:17 PM : (
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Thursday, April 18
You are beatrix You are a very loyal and strong person. You are always down to earth, though you sometimes jump to conclusions too quickly.
Ashura no Miko: Good Idea: Using a PS2 memory card to play PS2 games. Ashura no Miko: Bad Idea: Using a PS2 memory card as footwear. # FUK U : roni @ 4:44 PM : (
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I saw Frailty tonight. If you have the oppertunity to see this movie..
DO. It's -amazing-, absolutely fucking amazing. # FUK U : lins @ 3:11 AM : (
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Saturday, April 13
I watched TV today, and there was a guy talking about oranges. He was very passionate about it. I think it was a show about breakfast. It was like: "LOOK ORANGES ARE COOL" and he actually said: "It would be 40 years until they unlocked the mystery of oranges." WHAT THE DAMN FUCK IS SO MYSTERIOUS ABOUT ORANGES. I'm typing to fast for the blog again. Argh, suckage >O!! # FUK U : roni @ 6:13 PM : (
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Friday, April 12
Damn you Roni. I wanted Silent Bob as my sidekick. # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 6:12 PM : (
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I'm the TERMINATOR. DAMNIT. I'm the FREAKING TERMINATOR.
I guess this is like, one of those on-going crazes, and for those who have low bandwith -- I DO NOT APOLOGIZE. I hope I crash your computer. # FUK U : roni @ 3:45 PM : (
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...I realize that when I read comics that came out the year I was born, that I have a problem. I realize, that, when the comics that I buy that came out the year I was born are $2, then I have an even bigger problem. I realize that when I pine over buying She-ra toys at the old-toy show... that I have a problem; and last of all, I realize that when I eat icky tasting jellybeans, and can't stop, then I have a problem. Does anyone else have these problems too? # FUK U : roni @ 2:59 PM : (
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Tuesday, April 9
So, like... does it worry anyone else that I go to a school where teachers say things like this? x.x
Mr. K: Okay, so -- does the field get weaker or stronger as you move away from it? Liz: Uh... weaker. Mr. K: .... .. ... Anyone else? :D Me: Wait, no. It stays the same. Mr. K: Good! Great! Now how did you figure that out? Me: Well, I learned it once. >.o I remembered it. Mr. K: You _learned_ it? Me: Yeah, someone taught it to me a few years ago. Mr. K: I really don't think so. Don't be shy. Me: Uh, I'm not. I really did. o.O; Mr. K: Come on, I think that was intuitive. Me: Uh, no. Some teacher mentioned it once. Mr. K: I _really_ don't think you learned that -- I think you just used common sense. Me: Uhh... no, Mr. Kandel. I learned it back in like, 8th grade or something. Mr. K: ... I don't think so. But anyway.
Me: Dude, Mr. Kandel. x.x Seriously, some teacher brought it up once-- Mr. K: Yeah, okay. You say so. I don't think you reeeeeeeeally learned it, though. I think you just figured it out. >.> :/ Me: ... Okay. ::goes to lunch.:: # FUK U : kirei @ 10:51 PM : (
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HelIewise: Hmm..is Yasha like, Ashura's brother? Ashura no Miko: ....no. HelIewise: x,x I haven't seen it, cept one OAV Sanzou Bouzu: he's his lesbian lover Ashura no Miko: Tenoh is Ashura's brother :D HelIewise: They kind of look alike...o.o what? Sanzou Bouzu: (although ashura is asexual... AN ASEXUAL LESBIAN) HelIewise: ;-; but ..his..lesbian..lover? :/ How is that possible? HelIewise: How can a guy be a lesbian? x.x Sanzou Bouzu: And Yasha's a hermaphrodite Sanzou Bouzu: so they compensate HelIewise: o.o He is? Sanzou Bouzu: yes
I love my frends <33 # FUK U : roni @ 10:31 PM : (
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Ashura no Miko: So, where did y'all get the name Martha? o.o None of the Yuna profiles give her mother a name? Urameshi: LOL I needed a name and picked yours :D Ashura no Miko: JSDKLFSJ :/ I thought that was her real name. # FUK U : roni @ 10:24 PM : (
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Monday, April 8
Wait. WAIT. Does this work now!? Am I in!?!?!?!?!??!
Well fucking shit, everyone's been neglecting the group blog. You stupid bitches, get your asses on and post on the damn blog. In the mean time: here's the flow of my creative juices.
Beware. Especially if you are a Squall/Rinoa fan, I will eat you and chew you up, etc. etc. # FUK U : roni @ 10:20 PM : (
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Friday, April 5
Oh my fucking God, I've been -neglecting- the -group blog-, I feel like shit (not really), but still! I've been in New York for a week and a half to see Sarah, who decided she also wanted to be on Idiotbox. I don't blame her, we are the elite and we'll take over the world soon enough. Anyway, the 1:6 models of the FFX characters are amazing; though you can only get Rikku, Yuna and Tidus now -- not to mention that the Tidus is around $40 e.e;; go Tidus, you whore that right.
I'm making updates a lot on my main page; so I don't think I'll update this layout, yet -- I have too many to make. Gahr. No school no work make Veroni go crazy or some shit like that.
Alright, well, this morning I come through and mom's like "::sigh:: Bisquit threw up on some of my books!" And I was all "oh no!" but I had to go to school, and didn't really get into it. My mother is all about "curing homosexuality", and she leaves all these books/videos/pamphletes around the house. Well, she had this little book called "The roots of lesbianism." So like...I come home this evening, and mom and dad are out at dinner, so I ordered in Japanese, and started reading mom's homosexuality books(as I always say, know thine enemy). And when I picked up the "Roots of Lesbianism" one, I found that that was the one Bisquit threw up on XD I was like "SDJFKSDJL GO MY CAT." of all the books on like...a huge table, covered in books and papers, Bisquit threw up on the Cure Homosexuality one XD It was amazing. I like...hugged my cat.
Book: Bad bad homosexuality. Bisquit:....bleeeeee :| # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 7:51 PM : (
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Sunday, March 17
I watched the rest of the Justice League episode, I was left awe-inspired. The Flash is my new fuck baby.
Guerilla: The world will miss your intellect. The Flash: Oh yeah... well... *pause* you're naked! # FUK U : roni @ 7:53 PM : (
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HA HA. Look what I did. I added a comment box. Now we can see all the nasty stuff you really want to say when you read this page, if you have no life, and actually DO read this page... # FUK U : roni @ 6:01 PM : (
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ARG. MY. FUCKING. HTML. GOD. I'm going to KILL YOU ALL. ARG. FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT DAMN! DFJDSKLFJDSFDS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU ALL. # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 3:37 AM : (
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GO FLASH!
Hey. Flash and Slash rhyme. Coincidence?!
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Probably. # FUK U : lins @ 1:27 AM : (
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I watched Justice League today. It was the best thing I ever watched in my life. The Flash was chasing some people who hijacked nuclear shit; and they almost ran him off the road. Then the car fell off a bridge and the Green Lantern showed up. The Flash and the Green Lantern ran around and were gay for, like, fifteen minutes -- and then the Flash bought all these hamburgers, then a guerilla escaped the zoo and the Flash ran off to try and catch it! Then the Green Lantern had to pay for all the hamburgers. Then the guerilla drove a car, and the Flash ran after the car; then he threw a rake at the car and it popped the tires and the guerilla stopped and started talking. The Flash got all goggily eyed then he was shot in the back by a slutty lady. Then he had a crack dream where he was a fat Flash and couldn't run. Then he was a puppet. Then he awoke and a hobo was kicking him in the side saying: "get outta mah spot, foo'." Then he police questioned the Flash. The Flash stole nuclear shit. Then he didn't remember stealing all this nuclear shit because of his freekish crack dream. Then the Green Lantern bailed him out and was like: "If he was guilty, do you think the handcuffs would keep him here?" and they walked out of the police office. Then the Green Lantern was like: "So what happened?" and the Flash said: "After the guerilla got out of his car..." and the Green Lantern was like "The guerilla got out of his CAR!?" and the Flash was like "Yeah! Before he talked to me!" and the Green Lantern was like "uh-huh." The Flash and the Green Lantern were gay s'more, and then suddenly the guerilla comes back and his name is Saruman. He has a computer and email capabilities. However. I don't know where he keeps this computer. Anyway, more crazy nuclear shit happens. Then the guerilla city gets blown up by some rebel guerilla. To be continued! # FUK U : roni @ 12:19 AM : (
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Saturday, March 16
The world is getting stupider, or maybe I'd just like to think of myself as smarter. Martha has three blogs -- I'm not sure why she has three blogs, she never POSTS anything (or so she says), however, she did post something today (see below). I, out of all honesty, am really not sure why I pulled this blog up. Maybe it was because the world needs another blog posting. I hate live journals, dead journals, and blogs. I do. I started this blog, however, to mock all blogs (really I did), because I hate blogs. Blogs suck. ALL BLOGS SUCK, and live journals suck even more. THEY SHOULD ALL DIE.
Anyway, I picked up the Ferngully DVD today <3 I love that movie. # FUK U : roni @ 10:55 PM : (
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And on the subject of periods:
Ashura no Miko: Then again, Christian mythology isn't my area of expertice. I'm a Greek type. I know when people mess with Greek myths, it pisses the hell out of me x.x; So. ::shudders at the thought of Disney's Hercules:: Urameshi: u.u you'll make me pee blood if you mention Hercules. Ashura no Miko: Sweetie, at the moment you -are- peeing blood, or just about close enough :/ Urameshi: :/ touche. # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 1:01 AM : (
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I should call my sisters and wish them a happy birthday, but I'm tired and don't feel like using the phone e.e; I'm such a bitch.
Actually, there's a reason I don't want to use the phone. I just called the Fandango hotline to order movie tickets, which required me to talk to one of those phone messagey thingies. Yes, you know what I mean. The ones where you have to talk to a machine - one that doesn't understand you because you have a British accent, so you have to say everything very loudly, very slowly, and very clearly. I like the ones that you just push buttons on better :/ But in any case, now I don't want to use the phone anymore.
I'm going to go see Showtime with Matt. I hope it's good ._. I'm tired of seeing bad movies. Bad Jerry Bruckheimer, bad. I need to find cliques and thingies for this blog. # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 8:30 PM : (
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It's sad that I have to post whenever I want to update anything. # FUK U : roni @ 8:30 PM : (
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TAKE THIS. (this is what happens when you try to edit the HTML through the template.) # FUK U : roni @ 8:28 PM : (
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Damn page. # FUK U : roni @ 8:25 PM : (
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This, right here, is Cali's full review of the new Fushigi Yuugi OAVs.
DEAR GOD, TAMAHOME TURNED THE FAUCET. IT MADE MIAKA PASS OUT. OH MY GOD, LOOK, THERE'S A TORNADO IN THE BUSHES. AND NOW MIAKA'S BROTHER READS THE BOOK AGAIN.
BITCH-GIRL LANDS... *GASP* IN THE DESERT--*JUST LIKE MIAKA AND YUI*. THROUGH THE SHEER FORCE OF HER AMAZING BRILLIANCE, SHE SOMEHOW GETS IN THE KONAN PALACE. HA HA, HOTOHORI'S WIFE LOOKS LIKE NURIKO. HA HA, HOTOHORI'S SON LOOKS LIKE HIM. HA HA, WHAT LOSER FREAKS WOULD LET BITCH-GIRL IN THE PALACE? ONLY THOSE TWO.
Oh look! Miaka's in the hospital! The shading on her hair macks ALL THE SHADING IN THE TV SERIES EVER COMBINED. Too bad she got there BECAUSE TAMAHOME TURNED THE FAUCET. Tamahome is sad because he killed his wife. Miaka's brother OFFERS HIM DRUGS... oh, wait, no, even better, the book. Let's see if he predictably follows bitch-girl into it...
Oh my god. Tamahome's recapping what happened AT THE BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE. Oh my god, Yui has boobs. AFTER SIX FULL MINUTES OF ANGSTING Tamahome finally enters the book world again.
In fact, bitch-girl's entire motivation is, "Why can't I have an adventure like that? Why can't I have Tamahome, damn it? I am shallow enough to ignore the pain and trials of others and wish to self-insert myself into the story. LOOK AT ME, I'M A FANFICCER."
End. # FUK U : roni @ 8:24 PM : (
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Chris, you bitch, give youself a nickname before I decide to get nasty on your ass.
Anyway. I realize this: everyone leaves at the same time. It's like some chain reaction. Cali needs to go, then suddenly Lins leaves, then Sarah needs to get to bed, and then Kristee needs to go -- it's this huge domino effect. This is one of the many reasons that I think whatever our higher power is -- is out to get me, because people online leave me at the same time. Then suddenly, I'm left with nothing to do. It doesn't matter what I -need- to do, on the contrary, it matters what I want to do. That's why the world is against me. <333
I love everybody. # FUK U : roni @ 8:07 PM : (
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Today I started WWIII, things are going to be interesting from now on. # FUK U : chris @ 5:42 PM : (
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SpikehairedGuy: You guys wanna give me some pointers? Kyuuketsuke: Only if you're interested in buttsex. SpikehairedGuy: ::wince:: That's a one way road. Ashura no Miko: Yeah, straight into the colon. # FUK U : Ashura no Miko @ 5:29 PM : (
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My life is a dark pit of darkness. # FUK U : lins @ 5:26 PM : (
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Thursday, March 14
So I sez to Chris & Lins, I sez dat we shoulda' make ourselves a groupa' blog 'cause den we can be bitter at the world & showa' dem howza' more superior we are, ay. Den dey sez, yah, dey sez that sounds good. Den I opened Adobe, see, and dey sez "wow man ain't dat a bit piece a shit!" # FUK U : roni @ 7:41 PM : (
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